The FedEx guy delivered my brand spanking new iPod mini today, shipped straight from the Apple factory in Shanghai where it had "Die of exhaustion rather than boredom" laser-engraved on the back. My arm-band holder for said iPod arrived at the same time, which bodes well for KMFDM-fueled half-marathon training runs in the near future.
Also, you should all go to see The Aristocrats at your earliest convenience. It's hilarious.
Finally, I accomplished one of my two goals for the two-week break between semesters; I finished reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. It's a fine book and leaves one thirsting for more.
...off to bed...